Dumb Bird Jokes ~ No intellect required

Q: When should you buy a bird? A: When it’s going cheep!   Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole? He wanted to make a long distance caw.   Q: What is green and pecks on trees? A: Woody the Wood Pickle.   Q:...

It's Offical, I got Blocked

Eventually, I knew I would get blocked by someone, as I take people for who they are.  They are people that think they are upset with someone, therefore I should be.  It's just not who I am.  If I block you it means you have disresepcted me in some...

Angry Quotes

 I found these quotes and they were not attributed to anyone.  I would say whomever said them, was a wise person.  They are worthy of our time.  Take a minute and read them.  We are all guilty of these things at one time or another during our lives. ...

Be Yourself

Quotes Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else. Be careful. Be kind. Be yourself. Be patient toward all that is unsolved in your heart and try to love the questions themselves. Live the questions now. Perhaps you will find...

What color not to wear on a 1st date

    Just how much consideration do you give to the color of your clothes? Flitting through the clothes store rails, you're probably processing two or three garments a second, until one inexplicably stands out and makes it to the changing room....

Bella's Rave and Rant

I think there is too much partying on these boards.  I had to follow at least 10 different posts.  Well, much to my chagrin, I found they were all posted by someone posing as Bella Dora.  Now, you all know me, I would never, never, have belly dancers....

Bored beyond belief..

How do you cure boredom.  That's all I am suffering from.  Lack of stimulation mentally.  I have watched a few funny movies( so they said), read 6 chapters of a non fiction murder story, played games on my computer and it's only 6:30 pm.  This is the...

So Not Funny

Now, you are not obligated to read these.  They are so stupid they made me laugh.  For the people lacking a sense of humor, read them anyway, they won't hurt you. For the people that do have a sense of humor, I am only the messenger.   I could not...

Renewing vows ~ would you ?

I know a lot of people renew their vows to reinforce their commitment to each other.  In my mind, you love them or leave them.  That goes for men and women.  Just as a question for my own reasons, does anyone need to renew their vows ?  There is...

Bella really wants to quit smoking but doesn't.

What am I to do ?  Every day I quit smoking and before the day is out, I have a cigarette.   The discomfort of going without one is too big a price for me to pay.  They say of you really want to quit, you will.  I REALLY want to quit.  Still no luck,...