How to appreciate you

 Be good to you. Accept yourself Love yourself as the unique individual you are, including your appearance, feelings, thoughts, and addictions. You don’t have to earn respect or prove anything. You’re deserving of love and respect as a human...

Biological origin of schizophrenia January 26th, 2016 —

Landmark analysis reveals excessive “pruning” of connections between neurons in brain predisposes to schizophrenia A landmark study, based on genetic analysis of nearly 65,000 people, has revealed that a person’s risk of schizophrenia...

Floating through the winter

I believe I am in denial that it is the end of January.  In my area we haven't had that much snow, yet !  Meanwhile, all I am doing is living day to day waiting for the longer days and the warmer weather.  I feel like I am in a dream.  Just getting up...

Fun to read comedian's one liners

One liners from famous comedians and people.  You have to stay on your toes to come up with some of these.. Some are very old.  Sid Ceasar, Johnny Carson, Groucho Marx.  Fun to read.   'I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to...

Not funny but true about marriage

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.   I need to start paying closer attention to stuff. Found out today my wife and I have separate names for the cat.   My ex wrote to me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is...

Can you be a friend and a loyal employee ?

My daughter took a young kid that had ability and was going no where (worked in a deli) and gave him 50K a year because he knew formulas.  He was a family friend from the age of 6 years old.  He became her "go to guy" when the crunch was on. He...

Some people are just weird like me

No, I do not mean that weird, is a negative trait but another word for unusual.  No doubt in my mind, I am weird or unusual, if you prefer !  My kids call it ESP. ESP = Extra stupid perceptions.  I analyze everything.  Nothing is taken at face...

Some sarcasm & humor for Monday morning

A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I can't make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"   Neurotics build castles in the sky. Psychotics live in them. Psychiatrists collect the rent.   A psychotic thinks...

Obituaries

Reasons to write your own obituary.  Families fight about money and they also can have many other disagreements when someone dies.  Every one is at emotional peak if they cared for this person.  Each would probably write your obit differently.  The...

Are most men alike ? Are women really like sisters ?

The questions in the title of this post are the truth or a distortion of the truth.  Are most men alike ?  Yes, they have certain personality traits that never leave them.  Even when they are old and weary they still operate on a fairly basic level. ...

Where to find happiness

Someone please give me directions to happiness. Do I turn left or right ? Should I just go straight ? I try so hard to not be so uptight it does no good, it's just me.   There are times I kick up my heels and raise a little hell,...

Carefree

"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality." Mitch Hedberg